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Housing built by Japanese Homeless as Art Form

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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The homeless are everywhere, even in tidy Japan, where many have developed ingenious houses that quickly fold away and can be easily rebuilt after police raids. Some of them are quite elegant, with tatami mats and bonsai shrubs. Architect Kyohei Sakaguchi has been studying and documenting them, publishing 0 Yen Houses in 2004. “”These homes embody simplicity, functionality and are at one with their environment, like the tea house of Rikyu Sen,” referring to a 16th-century tea master who preached frugality through the Japanese art of tea ceremony. “I don’t want to idealize the situation homeless people find themselves in,” he said. “But in a world where most of us live in mass-produced, concrete boxes, Zero Yen Houses are precious works of art. They deserve to be recognized.” ::0 Yen Houses (Japanese) and read Hiroko Tabuchi’s ::Associated Press article and older article from the ::Times Online

Originally by lloyd from Treehugger on March 18, 2006, 10:27am

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LED-Flex: An Efficient Substitute For Neon

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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How many times have you seen a broken or flickering neon light? Durability is not one neon’s strengths. But now a new product, LED-Flex, has been introduced as a substitute for neon. The producer, Mule Lighting, has managed to make the flexible LEDs have the appearance and brightness of neon. The biggest advantage of this product is the efficiency level — it reduces energy costs by about 70%. It also has all the advantages of LEDs — durability, a cool operating temperatures and longevity. :: Mule Lighting via Transmaterial

Originally by justin from Treehugger on March 20, 2006, 11:59am

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Top 10 New Green Energy Projects in UK

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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The British government wants 10% of the country’s electricity to come from renewable sources by 2010 (it’s a start), and so presumably to encourage those that are doing well, the UK Department of Trade and Industry has highlighted 10 green energy projects that started operation in 2005 and are “leading the way”. Energy minister Malcolm Wicks said: “The projects highlighted have certainly made their contribution to reducing carbon emissions and increasing the megawatt capacity that comes from green sources” and “helped people understand ‘what renewable energy is and where it comes from.’”

Originally by mike from Treehugger on March 17, 2006, 1:20pm

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Hiding in perspective

March 20th, 2006 by lux


Speaking of camouflage, you could probably add the photography of dutch artist Desiree Palmen to Gravestmor’s ‘Notes on the Denial of Perspective‘. Clothing as facade, or, the fashion encryption of cloak space. The result is a kind of inflected flatness that allows the subject to squat impercetibly in the open without being seen.






I can picture some architecturally intuitive villain lurking in the backgrounds of a graphic novel this way. Part furtive nomad, part fashion-dependent stalker, part agoraphobic spatial mime, he’s obsessed with the angles and depths of the science of perspective, so he can easily hide out in an innocuous corner or up against an object in plain view. Like a geometric chameleon or something, he trespasses the toggle of surveilled space as if it were a kind of urban performance art, (ironically meant to avert the audience’s gaze), slipping in and out of (in)visibility through self-framed poses, strategic rest spots, choreographed moments situtated in the blind spots of observed spatial indifference.

(Found at Geisha asobi blog)

Gravestmor: Notes on the Denial of Perspective 01 & 02
Subtopia: Our favorite color camouflage

Originally from Subtopia on March 19, 2006, 9:31pm

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A Preamble to Insecticide (pt. 1)

March 20th, 2006 by lux


Taking a page right out of Subtopia’s book, DARPA is now soliciting proposals to further actualize an Entomomechanophilic Army. Yes, that brachypterous Sci-fi mechanized war-bug bit I have set my creepy crawler fingers to write about on this site occasionally, whose words may soon orient the destiny of a fictitious and absurd pseudo-novel — (while perhaps alluding to that other great cartoon epic You Bright and Risen Angels as a precursory landscape by which to breed an errant sequel) — so, that Vollmann’s story may go on living here, too, starring yet another metamorphic boy hero stranded in a war rot country whose fertile imagination is equally tickled by a tropical affinity for bugs. Relieving himself of the human suffering looming over his village, this new Subtopian protagonist, with the same odd and gentle innocence as Bugs himself, periodically escapes to the quiet country side where his delicate speech is given to a fascination with the insects there, for whom many curious tribes have pricked up their raspy feelers to follow him about the trees and listen.


Set in his own private eden, our little narrator wanders through the jungle a lonely prince cloaked in soft plumes of tiny fluttering wings and wriggling antennae, telling the bug-flocks stories about how he always fancied himself an unknown bug of some kind ever since he got shocked by one of the house’s exposed power lines, for which has made me the most super-charged dreamer of all my people he tells them shedding his imaginary cocoon in the solitude of the jungle as their spirits are lifted like the opening pages of a book by almost child-like sorcery. The ecstatic swarms hover around him wherever he goes ritually grazing his forehead and cheeks, landing on his shoulders, soaking up the static cling exuberance of his electric storytelling baths, which seems to wet the entire jungle’s appetite with a soundtrack of conductivity. All the while, without knowing, his crackly voice would go on to command a subversive novel told in the bugs’ upcoming rebellion against those on the other side of the pond who would try to do him and his people harm, who would extinguish him.

Somewhere, deep in the bowels of a California research lab, another boy - the prodigious teenaged darling of the defense world, (who will eventually meet his match on a collision course with our young hero whispering to invisible praise in the jungle) - is busy surging ahead with his own electric curiosity about the insect world. A self-proclaimed boy-genius of the entomological universe, this budding jungle conqueror schemes with a team of scientists to deliver a tactical envoy of war-bugs that will be sure to stoke Rummy’s military doctrine for a “full spectrum dominance” utilizing any available means of warfare.


As this bug-eyed man-child would explain in frightening detail, the idea with the HI-MEMS (or, “Hybrid Insect Micro-Electro-Mechanical Systems”) project, “is to insert micro-systems at the pupa stage, when the insects can integrate them into their body. Through each metamorphic stage, the insect body goes through a renewal process that can heal wounds and reposition internal organs around foreign objects. When the insect is fully developed the Mems could allow it to be remotely controlled or sense certain chemicals, including those in explosives.”


And so, theoretically, DARPA’s wiz kid races on to mechanize the objects of his rival’s fancy rearing them so, that in times of war, they would be able to carry nanoscale weapons, scavenge power, transmit data from gas sensors, microphones, and video, beaming back information about any sort of inhospitable environment. An environment, perhaps, not entirely unlike the innocent paradise shared by our young jungle poet, who, meanwhile, hides from the death plaguing his community by rallying acrobatic swarms of dragon flies, butterflies, wasps, moths, and other exotic flyers in games together all their own lost in the deep leafy pages of the jungle, as if the war around them were seemingly far off chapters lingering at both ends of his book.


Suddenly, there are talks of test grounds reverberating inside the lab’s main hive. “We need a tropical environment, humid, harsh, one that may not be the HI-MEMS’ primary climate. And preferably one where there is a close enough proximity to an ongoing conflict, but off the radar, if you know what I’m saying. We need to test their ability to deliver payloads as well as transmit cartographic data.” A globe spins for a moment on some cold metal desk. Then, a purely unwrinkled finger points to it –there! — and the miniature spinning axis comes to a halt. A room full of stares pressed together under a short fingertip marks the precise location. “We’ll test them here,” a voice too sinister to be as young as it sounds turns to the others. “Ready the bugs for war.”

(To be continued)

(Thanks to Happy Consumptive for being the first to shoot this my way!)
BBC: Pentagon plans cyber-insect army
Mother Jones: Weaponizing the Shark and Other Pentagon Dreams
Mother Jones: DARPA’s Wild Kingdom
UPI: U.S. military plans to make insect cyborgs

The Entomomechanophilic Army : Suiting Wasps for War : Atomic Monarch (Danaus Plexippus: Plutonium Lepidoptera) : Withus Oragainstus

Originally from Subtopia on March 16, 2006, 4:59pm

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Distorted People

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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Margot Quan Knight’s Cocaine from her Fabrica series of photo-manipulated images.

Margot2 a

Margot3 b

Margot4 c

Knight says of her work,

It is a refraction of the world I encounter in my life. My parent’s medical textbook “Recognizable Patterns of Human Malformation”, trees coated with sleeping butterflies, seizures between a gunshot and death, and lemon-flavored ants have fed my imagination with the wonders of reality… I want to make fantastic, painful images to talk about the real world and the miraculous human body.

a. High Heels
b. Fish
c. Knead

Photography© 2002 Margot Quan Knight

Originally from Tinselman on March 14, 2006, 2:36pm

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The Fantasy T.V. Building

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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This is not your new artificial heart. It is the Kunsthaus Graz building in Austria and it is supplied with Bix display technology. That means it’s skin is like a gigantic, low resolution television set. Circular fluorescent tubes serve as the pixels of this great T.V.. They dance and morph (at 20 fps) and you can see them doing all of this fabulous magic by watching one of the videos at the Bix site.

But I just think the place looks fun and amazing! Wow!

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(thanks: wohba and jpoje)

Originally from Tinselman on March 14, 2006, 8:30pm

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There and Gone

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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Take a look at the work of Florentijin Hoffman. It’s the kind of whimsical stuff that provokes almost everyone (or, if the grown-ups just don’t seem to “get it”, their kids definitely will). It’s perhaps the temporary nature of most of his work that causes it to be that much more meaningful.

As Hoffman says of the above work, Beukelsblue, in Rotterdam, which has recently been demolished:

By redecorating this block, which was built in the first years of the 20th century, people start looking again at what was and is there, and maybe thinking about what they will get in return. It also puts in perspective blocks of houses as such, architectural ‘fashions’ and demographic processes like city migrations, by making those blocks look like toy houses or archetypal buildings or an architect’s maquette.

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Conceptually speaking, Yellow Street is another one of my favorite works of his, simply because the work transforms Shiedam, the poorest city in the Netherlands simply by painting a so-called “yellow brick road” that leads to city center. As Hoffman says, “It throws a new perspective on the situation; this street will never be the same again.”

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In all of Hoffman’s work, he alters the scale, color and life span of very typical things: dogs, toys, a neighborhood and, in so doing, we (the participants) are taken unawares; there are no preconceived notions for a giant red dog or a stretch of blue houses. And through that we’re forced to take a child-like view of our new Hoffman-altered world.

Tirana-rama, city of color – Previous post
Bulldog Colossal and more big animals – Previous post

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His work brings to mind Christo’s bold statements. I’ve never personally seen any of Christo’s work, but watching the impact of his work on his crew and “participants” in this series of documentaries was inspiring.

(Hoffman link, via: we-make-money-not-art)

Originally from Tinselman on March 17, 2006, 1:30pm

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Killer Robot vs. Robot Killer

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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[Ah... poor Bad-dog.] Let me go on a walk… please???

Welcome. We are the vision of Finnish artist Oona Tikkaoja: a blend of ancient myth, fairy tales, Japanese monsters, textiles and thread.* But we have been lonely of late.

Recently mother (Tikkaoja) visited us. She gave us all hugs and told us the good news: we would soon have children! She is sewing some shiny plastic-cloth creatures for new exhibition (we drank champagne and ate cavier to celebrate… what fun, what fun).

She did not hug Bad-dog. She spanked him with a newspaper and made sure his knots were tight.

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Killer Robot Records – Tikkaoja’s record label
Birth of the Japanese Monster – Previous post

Originally from Tinselman on March 19, 2006, 2:11pm

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Prunings XVIII

March 20th, 2006 by lux

From Grow, an ongoing project by sLowlife co-creator Dennis DeHart

On future perfect and present imperfect, documenting the rich, kinetic texture that infiltrates, one hopes, new and future urban spaces.

On the Great Man-Made River Authority. See also BLDGBLOG and the BBC.

On future landscape starchitects, a riotous report from the venerable Onion.

On some landscapes.

On critical regionalism, from A to O. P to Z in the works.

On security design: “ASLA seeks images of poor security solutions at public buildings to aid in bringing national attention to the persistent problems of security design.”

Originally from Pruned on March 18, 2006, 11:58pm

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To Icarus

March 20th, 2006 by lux

Views of the oddly titled site specific installation by Iranian artist Seyed Alavi: fifty miles of the Sacramento River woven onto a walkway bridge at the Sacramento International Airport. A beautiful pairing for sure.

Flying Carpet by Seyed Alavid

Flying Carpet by Seyed Alavid

Flying Carpet by Seyed Alavid

And then the lights come on: why not use less arcadian, more politically charged satellite images as well. Fifty miles of the US-Mexico border fence, for instance. Or fifty miles of the San Andreas Fault coated onto an actual vehicular bridge, say, a Calatrava. Or fifty miles of Fisk’s Mississippi or the future underwater trenches of the Arbonian Sea inside the corridors of the US Army Corps of Engineers. Or fifty miles of the Israeli security barrier inside perhaps this very brave synagogue.

Or even less as a sanctioned public art and more as a mode of political protest. The bombed out shell of the al-Askari Mosque unfurled on sites heavily trafficked by Halliburton executives. The scarred landscapes surrounding an African diamond mine on the sidewalks of Chicago’s Jewelry Row. The parched terrain of Mexico City during the ongoing 4th World Water Forum in the same city.

TerraServer appropriated as a guerilla tactic. Google Maps as acts of civil disobedience.

I can imagine scenarios in which disaffected but still idealistic young students entering sets of longitude and latitude coordinates into TerraServer. Then a westward, eastward scopic drive in a drone of clicks. Icarus as an anarchist. Click. Click. Click. And then, their downloaded patches of terrestrial ecologies stitched together on Photoshop, they head out to Kinko’s for a late night print run, ready for that day’s rally. That is, of course, if the plotters are working.

Originally from Pruned on March 20, 2006, 4:31pm

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The Emerging Free Geodata Movement

March 20th, 2006 by lux

Originally from Smartspace on March 19, 2006, 4:52pm

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Et in Arcadia ego

March 20th, 2006 by lux

Simon Norfolk / Ascension

Simon Norfolk’s thesis is straightforward: landscape is a function of war.

In parts of London, for instance, “the Roman stones are still buried beneath the modern tarmac. Crucially, it needs to be understood that the road system built by the Romans was their highest military technology, their equivalent of the stealth bomber or the Apache helicopter - a technology that allowed a huge empire to be maintained by a relatively small army that could move quickly and safely along these paved, all-weather roads. It is extraordinary that London, a city that ought to be shaped by Tudor kings, the British Empire, Victorian engineers and modern international Finance, is a city fundamentally drawn, even to this day, by abandoned Roman military hardware.”

So not by island-making tectonics, alluvial scouring, gravitational erosion, photosynthesis, or even supernatural wizardry.

Simon Norfolk / Ascension

Simon Norfolk / Ascension

It’s no surprise then that Simon Norfolk went on an enviable trip to Ascension in the South Atlantic.

Where it seems that the paradisical-sounding island is not simply an occasional lithic extension of the Earth but a gigantic surveillance machine: a weaponized island. Hardwared and networked into the global ECHELON infrastructure to eavesdrop on each and every communication of each and every person on the planet. What is spoken in the caves of Afghanistan is readily picked up in Ascension.

Certainly for some, a manufactured Fantasy Island.

Simon Norfolk / Ascension

Simon Norfolk / Ascension

I’m certainly left to wonder: which came first — the island or ECHELON?


Simon Norfolk


Lithic surveillance
Dugway Proving Ground: or, TerraServer, Part IV

Originally from Pruned on March 15, 2006, 12:42am

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information exploration webcast

March 20th, 2006 by lux

a free webcast presented by Prof Ben Shneiderman, Department of Computer Science, University of Maryland & inventor of the treemap metaphor.
title: “The Thrill of Discovery - Accelerating Information Exploration”.
date: wednesday, march 29, 2006.
time: 11:00am - eastern standard time / 6:00pm - europe daylight time / 8:00am - pacific standard time.
[spotfire.com]

“exceptional tools for information visualization are becoming more widely used to gain competitive advantages, but the best is yet to come. the next generation of interactive tools will enable communities of users to make successful business decisions even more rapidly. advances to look for include:
1) systematic strategies for discovery that incorporate the increasingly powerful statistical tools and data mining methods, while accommodating missing and uncertain data.
2) increasingly diverse data types such as time series, patient histories, maps, and social networks, so users can handle a wider array of problems.
3) tighter integration into organizational workflows that amplify individual creativity with the catalytic benefits of social creativity.
these ambitious aspirations are already motivating researchers and inspiring developers. this webcast tours current efforts and proposes grand challenges.”

Originally from information aesthetics on March 19, 2006, 10:24pm

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“Just” Video

March 20th, 2006 by lux

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Last month I posted about Mark Ronson’s excellent cover of Radiohead’s Just, with Alex Greenwald of Phantom Planet on vocals. I’ve just seen the video and it is as good as, if not better than, the tune itself. Check out the updated post for details.

TAGS: Music, Radiohead, Video,

Originally from Josh Rubin: Cool Hunting, ReBlogged by Yury Gitman on Mar 20, 2006 at 04:54 PM

Originally from Eyebeam reBlog on March 20, 2006, 3:54pm

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Boullée Balloon

March 20th, 2006 by lux


[Image: "The world's first inflatable folly is displayed at the headquarters of the Royal Institute of British Architects in London, England." Hint: it's not the woman sitting front-left. BBC].

In 1784, utopian designer and speculative architect Etienne-Louis Boullée designed a Cenotaph for Newton, or tomb for Isaac Newton. It was ridiculously huge, its dome pierced by small holes to shine as new constellations, illuminating visitors from above with artificial stars.


[Image: Etienne-Louis Boullée; more here (including a cool triangular version)].

Not to be outwitted by their fanciful neighbors across the Channel, however, Britain now has “the world’s first inflatable folly,” on display at the Royal Institute of British Architects.


Modeled after Boullée’s Cenotaph and named for a song by Joy Division, In a Lonely Place gives us a “7 meter inflated black sphere punctured by a half-timbered structure. Inside, a stair leads up to a viewing platform, from where the surrounding void is broken by small pinpricks of light, made by transparent panels cut into the sphere.”


These, too, are constellations – of a different kind: they’re maps to the stars of Hollywood, terrestrial residences of artificial stars, a Californian pantheon to guide us through the night.


Designed by FAT, the folly is up till 2 May 2006, so check it out! And you can see photographs of the folly under construction here.
Meanwhile, one of the first things this made me think of for some reason is a tool that may not even exist, but what I want to call a surgical balloon: you open up someone’s body (in a surgical context), insert the balloon, expand it, and this lifts away the surrounding tissue so that a safe operation can take place. I have no idea if this really exists, but it sounds quite useful.
So what I’m thinking is: could architects design small buildings, in the form of surgical tools, that are temporarily erected inside people’s bodies? A hip replacement that looks remarkably like the Barcelona Pavilion, for instance – or a medical device that references Boullée. Small versions of Boullée’s cenotaph begin appearing everywhere, in surgical theaters, worldwide. Inflated inside people’s bodies. Hissing.
The Boullée Balloon. It might happen.

[All unlabeled images in this post come courtesy of Sam Jacob/FAT].

Originally from BLDGBLOG on March 16, 2006, 3:39pm

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Bunker Archaeology

March 20th, 2006 by lux


“Walking along the beach some years ago, I noticed a dark structure emerging from the mist ahead of me,” J.G. Ballard writes in today’s Guardian. “Three storeys high, and larger than a parish church, it was one of the huge blockhouses that formed Hitler’s Atlantic wall, the chain of fortifications that ran from the French coast all the way to Denmark and Norway. This blockhouse, as indifferent to time as the pyramids, was a mass of black concrete once poured by the slave labourers of the Todt Organisation, pockmarked by the shellfire of the attacking allied warships.”


This wall of now abandoned concrete bunkers, Ballard tells us, was but part “of a huge system of German fortifications that included the Siegfried line, submarine pens and huge flak towers that threatened the surrounding land like lines of Teutonic knights. Almost all had survived the war and seemed to be waiting for the next one, left behind by a race of warrior scientists obsessed with geometry and death.”


[Image: Richard Doody].

Ballard then climbs into one of the ruined blockhouses, and finds it reminds him “of the German forts at Tsingtao, the beach resort in north China that my family visited in the 1930s. Tsingtao had been a German naval base during the first world war, and I was taken on a tourist trip to the forts, a vast complex of tunnels and gun emplacements built into the cliffs. The cathedral-like vaults with their hydraulic platforms resembled Piranesi’s prisons, endless concrete galleries leading to vertical shafts and even further galleries. The Chinese guides took special pleasure in pointing out the bloody handprints of the German gunners driven mad by the British naval bombardment.”


[Image: Richard Doody].

And so on – we meet Modernism, ornament, Stalin, Hitler, London’s National Gallery, the high-rise architecture of death and class warfare: read more at the Guardian.
Of course, in The Rings of Saturn, W.G. Sebald takes us on a walking tour of the English coast, including Britain’s own military landscapes. These abandoned weapons testing ranges, complete with odd concrete structures, Sebald writes, looked like “the tumuli in which the mighty and powerful were buried in prehistoric times with all their tools and utensils, silver and gold. My sense of being on ground intended for purposes transcending the profane was heightened by a number of buildings that resembled temples or pagodas, which seemed quite out of place in these military installations. But the closer I came to these ruins, the more any notion of a mysterious isle of the dead receded, and the more I imagined myself amidst the remains of our own civilization after its extinction in some future catastrophe.”


[Image: Keith Ward].

For Sebald, “wandering about among heaps of scrap metal and defunct machinery, the beings who had once lived and worked here were an enigma, as was the purpose of the primitive contraptions and fittings inside these bunkers, the iron rails under the ceilings, the hooks on the still partially tiled walls, the showerheads the size of plates, the ramps and the soakaways.”
It is interesting to note that both Sebald and Ballard discuss an isle of the dead


[Image: Arnold Böcklin, Isle of the Dead, 1883].

– specifically, in Ballard’s case, Arnold Böcklin’s famous 1883 painting of that title.
In any case, you can also take a look at the site Atlantik Wall for more images and history; you can follow Subterranea Britannica’s journey into some weird missile silos –


[Image: Nick Catford].

– built into the landscape of northern France; you can read Paul Virilio’s now somewhat legendary exploration of abandoned WWII landscape architecture, Bunker Archaeology; and you can take a brief look at the observations made here, as part of a larger architectural travelogue that begins in London’s Barbican.
Of course, you can also take a look at an art project, from 1998, by Magdalena Jetelova


– in which she laser-projected select quotations from, what else, Paul Virilio’s Bunker Archaeology onto the half-submerged fortifications found scattered along Normandy’s beaches.


Finally, here’s a good interview with J.G. Ballard; and, though irrelevant to bunkers, I recommend Ballard’s Super-Cannes in the highest possible terms. (Though it’s certainly not for everyone who reads BLDGBLOG).

Originally from BLDGBLOG on March 20, 2006, 10:54am

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Update on SubGenius child custody case

March 20th, 2006 by lux

Mark Frauenfelder:
Rev. MagdalenHere’s the latest news about performance artist Rachel Bevilacqua (AKA Rev. Magdalen), a SubGenius reverend who lost custody of her 10-year-son after a pink judge saw photos of a SubGenius convention she participated in. (Disclosure: I have been a card-carrying SubGenius reverend for 22 years and take the word of JR “Bob” Dobbs to be the literal truth. I have also contributed to Rachel’s legal fund.)

From Rachel (AKA Rev Magdalen’s blog):

On February 3, 2006, Judge Punch heard testimony in the case. Jeff entered into evidence 16 exhibits taken from the Internet, 12 of which are photographs of the SubGenius event, X-Day. Kohl has never attended X-Day and is not in any of the pictures. Rachel is depicted in many of these photos, often wearing skimpy costumes or completely nude, while participating in X-Day and Detroit Devival events.

The judge, allegedly a very strict Catholic, became outraged at the photos of the X-Day parody of Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of the Christ — especially the photo where Jesus [Steve Bevilacqua] is wearing clown makeup and carrying a crucifix with a pool-noodle dollar sign on it while being beaten by a crowd of SubGenii, including a topless woman with a “dildo”.

His Honor also strongly disapproved of the photos of Mary Magdalen [Rachel Bevilacqua] in a bondage dress and papier maché goat’s head. The judge repeatedly asked, “Why a goat? What’s so significant about a goat’s head?” When Rachel replied, “I just thought the word ‘goat’ was funny,” Judge Punch lost his temper completely, and began to shout abuse at Rachel, calling her a “pervert,” “mentally ill,” “lying,” and a participant in “sex orgies.” The judge ordered that Rachel is to have absolutely no contact with her son, not even in writing, because he felt the pictures of X-Day performance art were evidence enough to suspect “severe mental illness”. Rachel has had no contact with Kohl since that day, February 3, 2006.

Modemmac of oject, who has been following the case closely, says:

Since the news of Reverend Magdalen’s legal proceedings broke, people have been asking Magdalen to post the actual transcripts of the court proceedings, so that they can read Judge Punch’s words for themselves and verify that she was speaking the truth. The transcripts of the case were to become available by March 6th. However, for the entire week since March 3rd, Magdalen has been absent from the Internet, and she has not been able to make the transcripts available.

The reason for Magdalen’s absence (and the lack of the transcripts) became clear as of Thursday, March 9. On that day, I learned that the judge had ordered Magdalen to cease all communication on the Internet regarding her son. This was not a written statement – the judge had verbally ordered her to remain offline, and no written order was available. Magdalen stated that even though the order was verbal, the court considered it to be an official order from the judge, and so she has had to remain offline since then.

However, as of March 15th, Magdalen had obtained legal reputation from none other than the law firm of Lipsitz Green Fahringer Roll Salisbury & Cambria, LLP. (This firm includes Larry Flynt and Marilyn Manson among their clients.) Magdalen’s legal team is challenging this order. When the order is overturned and she is online again, she will have quite a story to tell.

IMPORTANT: Because Magdalen has a new legal team, donations to her legal fund are to be sent to a new address. Paypal donations can still be sent to magdalen@subgenius.com. Checks or other payments can be mailed to the attention of:

Christopher S. Mattingly

Lipsitz Green LLP

42 Delaware Avenue

Suite 300

Buffalo, New York 14202-3857

Since Rachel Bevilacqua isn’t allowed to update her blog, I’ve got a summary of the case with updates at this page.

Rev. Ivan Stang has a page with more of a history of the custody case (before it took a twist and we all became involved).

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Originally by Mark Frauenfelder from Boing Boing on March 20, 2006, 12:03pm

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Video: ’70s Yakuzasploitation chicks-with-swords flick

March 20th, 2006 by lux

Xeni Jardin:

Found on YouTube, this trailer for a 1970s female yakuzasploitation film: live action sequences interspersed with beautifully stylized line drawings. Warning: contains exposed boobs, a “heinous crotch-gouge” episode, and hot babes with swords (all in less than 30 seconds!)

I know zero about ’70s Japanese cinema, and there’s no info attached to the clip. Anyone out there know more about the film? Link to “Female Yakuza Tale.”(Thanks, Reverse Cowgirl!)

Update: Matt says,

Female Yakuza Tale is also the name of the full movie, I found it on Amazon here: Link. Apparently it’s the followup to “Sex and Fury” which is also linked to off of that page.

Teruo Ishii directed, and here’s the plot synopsis:

Ocho is accidentally captured by a drug trafficking cartel who use Chinese women to smuggle drugs into Japan by hiding it in their vaginas. She is tortured, and manages to escape, fighting both the male yakuzas and a gang of female thieves.

Reader comment: BoingBoing pal
Coop sez,

I’ve got both of those films on DVD, and they’re pretty great.
Tarantino must like ‘em too, as the climactic sword fight in the snow
from Kill Bill pt. I (as well as some other cool
bits) is lifted from these.

Reader comment: M. Otis Beard says

A torrent for “Female Yakuza Tale” was uploaded to Secret Cinema on Jan. 5th, and there are currently 3 seeders and 6 leechers in the swarm.

Originally by Xeni Jardin from Boing Boing on March 20, 2006, 9:57am

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Software turns human beatbox into close-match samples from videos

March 20th, 2006 by lux

Cory Doctorow:
sCrAmBlEd?HaCkZ! is a program that takes your voice and finds the closest matches to the sounds you’re making in a database of snippets from music videos, then plays them back. The creator describes this as “vocally describing” the sounds you’d like to hear to a computer, which can then find close matches and play them back. There’s a video-component, too, as the video bits that accompany the samples from the music videos the computer selects are played back for you. The author has promised to release his code under the GPL free software license as soon as he can “find time to clean up that mess / comment the code / document it and find a way to make it easily installable.” In the meantime, the videos of the code running are highly amusing and inspiring:

What would it mean if a mind music machine existed which would render it unnecessary to write, play or sequence music by allowing one to just think music to make it happen. What would it mean if such a machine would construct imagined music out of samples of ones digital music library, or even out of the vast amount of music found on the internet? Of course it would be used - for no other reason than its existence.

It would have discursive power just like P2P has discursive power. The very fewest P2P users share data because they feel that information wants to be free. They share just because they can. But that also causes a notion to be formed on what unlimited copyability and digitality actually means. A clear case of massage.

As there is no appropriate technology to read minds to transform thoughts into music the human voice supercedes the thoughts as it is the original instrument - the most direct way to express imagined music.

Even if s?H! in the existing form is far from being able to really recognize the desired music expressed by a vocal description it is working well enough to let, with some phantasy and my suggestion, the hypothetical mind music machine become vivid.

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Originally by Cory Doctorow from Boing Boing on March 20, 2006, 9:37am

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